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 Post subject: Re: The FUNNY Thread
PostPosted: September 6th, 2008, 5:52 pm 
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Yeah, it's good. Thanks for that. :wink:
But I'm wondering where I've heard this line before: "Let's do this (quick and painful)." :?:


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Baldur's Gate II - my thief says it all the time! :D

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 Post subject: Re: The FUNNY Thread
PostPosted: September 8th, 2008, 7:36 pm 
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A joke for grunts.

Two soldiers are preparing for a mission.
"Damn, looks like this one's gonna be a tough one..."
"Why's that?"
"I overheard the cap'n say it was an honor participating in it."

German veteran soldier in WWII, to a newbie:
"Son,, you can tell if you're going to get air support just by looking at the sky".
The newbie asks what he means.
"If the planes you see are blue, those are the Americans; if the planes you see are white, that's the RAF; but if you don't see nothing at all, THAT's the Luftwaffe!"

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 Post subject: Re: The FUNNY Thread
PostPosted: September 8th, 2008, 8:22 pm 
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Here's my all time favorite joke (not sure why since it's not my funniest)

A Priest and a Rabbi go to a prize fight. As the fighters enter the ring, the Rabbi notices that one of the fighters performed the sign of the cross.

The Rabbi, puzzled, turned to the priest and asked, "What did that gesture mean?"

The Priest replied, "Not a damn thing if he can't fight."

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 Post subject: Re: The FUNNY Thread
PostPosted: September 10th, 2008, 6:32 pm 
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"If the planes you see are blue, those are the Americans; if the planes you see are white, that's the RAF; but if you don't see nothing at all, THAT's the Luftwaffe!"

Yeah, I think I read that one in the context of the Anzio landings (Operation Shingle) in 1944.

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 Post subject: Re: The FUNNY Thread
PostPosted: September 10th, 2008, 6:52 pm 
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I kinda find this to be both random and funny.
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Doraemon turns into Violator, Spawn's archnemesis from the Spawn comic book series.

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 Post subject: Re: The FUNNY Thread
PostPosted: September 13th, 2008, 1:22 am 
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I thought this was pretty funny. :lol2:


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 Post subject: Re: The FUNNY Thread
PostPosted: January 13th, 2009, 1:37 pm 
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Me McRollin a friend of mine on TK and his reaction to it. Some of you might think it's not that funny, but I think it is.

ZillaRex2000 (7:16:48 PM): Awesome GunXSword AMV
alienhulk2099 (7:17:07 PM): GRAH!
ZillaRex2000 (7:17:17 PM): McRoll'd!!!
alienhulk2099 (7:17:53 PM): *uses Volkein's super rifle of power*
alienhulk2099 (7:19:10 PM): And yes that is a real weapon he uses
ZillaRex2000 (7:21:06 PM): C'mon. Give me your best shot.
alienhulk2099 (7:21:11 PM): BOOM
ZillaRex2000 (7:21:23 PM): *deflects shot with hand*
alienhulk2099 (7:21:34 PM): What is that alloy?
ZillaRex2000 (7:21:46 PM): nope
ZillaRex2000 (7:21:50 PM): just my hand
alienhulk2099 (7:21:59 PM): Then I'll do this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xTARs_hP40
alienhulk2099 (7:23:44 PM): laughing yet?
ZillaRex2000 (7:23:49 PM): XDDDDDDDD

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 Post subject: Re: The FUNNY Thread
PostPosted: January 14th, 2009, 8:54 am 
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Me McRollin a friend of mine on TK and his reaction to it. Some of you might think it's not that funny, but I think it is.

I bet you liked it.
But, you know, some things are only funny if you were there and involved.
As an obvious outsider I kinda miss the punch line. :?

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PostPosted: March 24th, 2009, 1:56 am 
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Here's a picture that perfectly describes my thoughts on the whole Twilight fad that's been going on for a while.

Pure genius. :gatsu:

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PostPosted: March 24th, 2009, 4:17 am 
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I really don't know how well a bullet would work against him, he is a vampire after all. No matter how sparkly he is :lol: (Probably works to his advantage so he can blind his opponents :mrgreen:)

Maybe uses the power of love to protect himself. You know, love conquers all! :wink:

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PostPosted: March 24th, 2009, 12:40 pm 
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I really don't know how well a bullet would work against him, he is a vampire after all. No matter how sparkly he is :lol: (Probably works to his advantage so he can blind his opponents :mrgreen:)

Well I don't know about that. After seeing what Alucard can do to vampires convinces me that he'll rip Edward a new asshole a hundred times over. Plus, Edward's sparlkyness would work against him anyway, cuz Alucard has got a pair of cool shades so it will be useless.

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Maybe uses the power of love to protect himself. You know, love conquers all! :wink:

No his power is to have an army of die-hard Twilight emo fangirls, who will annoy the hell out of anyone that stands in his way! :lol:

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Gojira wrote:
Well I don't know about that. After seeing what Alucard can do to vampires convinces me that he'll rip Edward a new asshole a hundred times over. Plus, Edward's sparlkyness would work against him anyway, cuz Alucard has got a pair of cool shades so it will be useless.

Woah there! Sunglasses can't save you from a light which blinds even the sun! 8)

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No his power is to have an army of die-hard Twilight emo fangirls, who will annoy the hell out of anyone that stands in his way! :lol:

That my friend is the most powerful army in the world.

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PostPosted: March 24th, 2009, 8:17 pm 
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Hahaha...nice pic Gojira...going to show that to everone who hates Twilight over here :lol2:

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You know, love conquers all! :wink:

Love is Alexander the Great. Money is Gengis Khan.

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PostPosted: March 25th, 2009, 10:56 am 
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Acmurphy wrote:
You know, love conquers all! :wink:

Love is Alexander the Great. Money is Gengis Khan.

You are the Queen of Oneliners. :D

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