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The Hills Have Size
Reviewer: Aaron Murphy 10/06/2010

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Ryoji had no idea what he was about to get himself into when he came to live with his Uncle. His presence was supposed to add a little security to the family with his uncle away so often, but between his wife Kasumi, her sister Harumi and Kasumi's daughter Mio, Ryoji is running into women no matter which way he turns. But while they all feel a little something special for him, Ryoji finds himself oddly, and unfortunately, attracted to his Uncle's wife, which is only going to cause problems for everyone involved. But he can't argue with his heart, and it seems neither can she!
 
With pheromones running rampant between the two, it was only a matter of time before they finally gave in to their deep-seeded desires. With neither one of them being able to control their baser urges, all it took was for Ryoji to spy the love of his life masturbating furiously with a vibrating dildo to spur him into action. And with a toy in hand and his name on her lips, she's in no position to refuse his overt advances! But as a loving mother and devoted wife, Kasumi can't help but feel ashamed at what she has done, for even if her husband isn't giving her any love she shouldn't betray him like this. Stopping their clandestine affair isn't a choice Ryoji is willing to take however, not at this point anyway, as he strips her down and takes her in the ass after she tries to break things off with him. I guess she shouldn't have told him anywhere but her pussy!   
 
That, like in any good hentai, effectively seals the deal for the two of them as they begin having sex like there's no tomorrow. But while they may be having a grand old time with one another now, they still have all those pesky little problems to face, like her being married. It's here that The Hills Have Size takes a decidedly un-hentai like turn and throws another twist our way shortly thereafter just to make sure things end on the right note. If there's one thing to say about The Hills Have Size, it's that it's definitely one of the more innocent hentai titles out there, with all the sex scenes taking place between the two main characters while the rest steer clear of any indiscretions. Well, aside from Harumi, but she's either just pleasuring herself or dreaming about having sex with Ryoji while cursing her luck for not having gotten him first.
 
While The Hills Have Size may be a rather sweet tale of two star-crossed lovers trying to overcome marital adversity, there are still a couple of issues that hold back ones overall enjoyment. The most pressing of which is not only the lack of sexual content, but the aspect that gives The Hills Have Size its charm, that Ryoji and Kasumi are the only ones having any naughty fun. Seeing the same two people having sex over and over again just doesn't quite cut it without some really interesting situations and actions. And it's sad to say, but we aren't really getting any of those here. The technicals fall into the same sort of hit or miss camp, as the animation stays fairly strong throughout while the details just go all over the place. Some of the backgrounds and characters look amazing every now and again, only to look fairly bad shortly thereafter. There's no real consistency, and that lack of finish certainly hurt it in certain spots. The English dub, on the other hand, is just horrible throughout all of The Hills Have Size, not only with the acting but the way they tried to pronounce Ryoji's name.
 
With a title like The Hills Have Size, you know what the focus is, and if large breasts are your cup of tea than this may well be a title worth checking out. For the rest of us however, there are just too many shortcomings for The Hills Have Size to really grab your attention and give you something to salivate over. Yes the story is nice and sweet, but the sex scenes just couldn't bring it all home.
 
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Review Title:
The Hills Have Size
Alternative Titles:
Hitozuma Kasumi-san
Type:
TV
Episodes:
2
Duration:
60 Minutes
Aired:
2005-2006
Suitable For:
Adults Only
General Rating:
2.5 out of 5 stars
Hentai Rating:
3 out of 5 stars
Genres:
Large Breasts, Toys, Watersports
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