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Sexy Sailor Soldiers
Reviewer: Aaron Murphy 11/10/2009

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Sexy Sailor Soldiers is a one episode OVA centered on Nami, a slightly clumsy and all around top-heavy waitress, who’s about to have a chance encounter that will change the course of her life forever. When a dying girl gives her a strange pendent, she doesn’t really know what to think, but she’ll soon find out when a train molester starts to get a little too frisky. Discovering she now has the ability to fly and the strength to punch through buildings, she’s more freaked out than excited about her newfound powers. But a side effect of the pendent is a rather large pheromone boost, and that has her getting mauled by all sorts of perverts and even a sex demon that has been lying in wait to get a piece of her. If she wasn’t such a knucklehead she might have been able to do something, but as it stands all she can do is cry and moan as she gets violated wherever she goes.
 
I’ve rarely come across a title so short, with only about twenty five minutes worth of actual content, which was able to bore me so quickly. Sexy Sailor Soldiers is one of the few to succeed, and since it can’t even make the first episode interesting it’s no wonder a second was never produced. The main gist is that Nami’s boss is actually a sex demon, and after she gets the magical pendent he can no longer control himself. As with any proper sex demon, he starts raping her with his multitude of tentacles, and that’s pretty much the running theme until the end of the episode. They also throw in a little demon horde fun towards the end, but other than that there are no sex scenes to speak of. The most surprising thing of all is that they actually weren’t too bad, but since one could care less about the violation of the completely useless and ditsy Nami, they don’t really bring much to the table. The same can be said for the OVA at large, with its simplistic plot, emphasis on large breasts and inability to draw you into any particular aspect. It doesn’t seem like it had a low budget, considering it actually has some fight scenes and the visual quality is fair, they just needed to spend more time making something people would actually like to see. 
 
If there’s a saving grace to be had it’s that some parts of the OVA were actually quite funny, I just can’t figure out whether it was intentional or not. Nami and her little brother Katsuo both have a propensity for hilariously drawn out screaming, and Katsuo has a couple scenes where he just starts making ridiculous sounds, especially after he’s seen some panties. Of course, this is a bit more pronounced in the Japanese language track which, if you decide to watch, is what you should probably stick with.
 
My expectations going into Sexy Sailor Soldiers were pretty dang low, unfortunately it was able to disappoint regardless. There’s no excuse for a one episode OVA to be boring, especially when the technicals aren’t what’s dragging it down. This is a failure of creativity and it makes sense that they were put out of their misery after only one episode. 

Miscellaneous:
Sexy Sailor Soldiers has been released in the US on a single DVD.

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Review Title:
Sexy Sailor Soldiers
Alternative Titles:
Nami SOS! First Battle
Type:
OVA
Episodes:
1
Duration:
30 Minutes
Aired:
2003
Suitable For:
Adults Only
General Rating:
2 out of 5 stars
Hentai Rating:
2 out of 5 stars
Genres:
Gangbang, Large Breasts, Tentacles
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