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Desperate Carnal Housewives
Reviewer: Aaron Murphy 12/11/2010

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There are few people who get as little respect as a simple bus driver and school teacher, which is why Shigezo and Tomimatsu have thought up a wonderful way to use their positions to their advantage. With an almost unending supply of horny, unfulfilled housewives, they’ve found a veritable Garden of Eden from which to choose their forbidden fruit. With an abandoned preschool as their clandestine den of pleasure, these two scoundrels are ready and willing to turn these high class ladies into the sluts they so desire to be!
 
Filled with a bizarre mix of childish antics and creative sexual mischief, Desperate Carnal Housewives showcases a treasure trove of busty women who’re unsatisfied with their sex lives at home. They may have no idea what they’re actually getting themselves into when they first arrive at this secluded preschool, but by the time they see the writing on the wall they’re more likely to start masturbating then trying to escape from the debauchery that awaits them. For Shigezo and Tomimatsu have a desire to discipline these ladies for any mistakes they may make, and you can bet they’re going to find something. Between playing jump rope, putting on cheerleader outfits and doing exercises or simply messing with the musical equipment, they’re able to craft any situation into one in which they’re doing something naughty to these ever-willing mothers.
 
The sheer variety of sexual tomfoolery that takes place is nothing short of impressive, as Shigezo and Tomimatsu continually think up new ways to harass these women’s supple bodies. A jump rope exercise quickly turns into a whipping adventure, musical instruments get turned into prodding devices, squirt guns get used as cleaning devices and jungle gyms are the perfect spot for a little tangled pounding. Even a rocking house and mini-tricycle get used in their erotic endeavors to thoroughly lubricate these women before they start satisfy themselves as well as their unwitting captives. With a love for piss as much as anal, these busty vixens end up getting labeled in the ass as they piss up a veritable storm more often than not. While there’s certainly has no shortage of weak bladders, they top it all off with a little piss drinking just to make sure we get the point as they turn one woman into their own personal toilet.
 
Even though Shigezo and Tomimatsu aren’t the most likeable duo, their unkempt and ill-mannered natures don’t detract too much from one’s enjoyment, especially since all their sexual advances are so well received. You’d really feel more trepidation about this whole sordid affair if these women weren’t practically begging for it after being only negligibly excited. On the technical side of things, the animation is fairly strong in the first episode but does take a hit going into the second. It isn’t too bad, but you do notice that everything isn’t quite as crisp anymore, and the details are lacking in a number of spots. Those are largely just minor complaints however, as Desperate Carnal Housewives as a whole is a fairly well done title with a clear focus on giving us what we want to see. Though there’s no English dub for us this time around.
 
While you may have no love for the two lead characters, the sexual perversion held with Desperate Carnal Housewives makes up for any other misgivings. That is, at least if you don’t have a problem with the type of sexual content taking place anyway.

Miscellaneous:
Unfortunately for those of us who don’t like blood with our sex, Desperate Carnal Housewives decided to have almost every anal scene coupled with copious amounts of bleeding.

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Review Title:
Desperate Carnal Housewives
Alternative Titles:
Hitozuma Ryoujoku Sankanbi
Type:
OVA
Episodes:
2
Duration:
60 Minutes
Aired:
2005
Suitable For:
Adults Only
General Rating:
2.5 out of 5 stars
Hentai Rating:
3.5 out of 5 stars
Genres:
Bondage, Excessive Fluids, Lolita,
Rape, Toys, Watersports
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