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Choisuji
Reviewer: Aaron Murphy 08/28/2010

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Do you remember those days long past when school teachers used hand puppets to keep your focus and you had to turn in urine samples to the school doctor? Not ringing any bells eh? Well fear not, because Choisuji is going to let you relive those days in all their perverted glory. With horny friends and teachers alike, these elementary school girls are getting ready to have a little fun they've never experienced before. And if that all sounds terribly wrong to you then join the club!
 
Now, to be sure, loli characters are not a rare commodity, but there's just something exceptionally disturbing when they have them actually act their age, rather than having them act like women who just happen to have tiny bodies. This is the main issue that anyone going into Choisuji may have, and it's best to establish it now. If you don't want to watch decidedly loli girls who know basically nothing about sex being taught by their teachers then this is not a title for you. 
 
For the rest of you brave souls, Choisuji offers up two different school based scenarios for our enjoyment. The first centers around Aikawa, a rather aloof girl who came to school to water some plants but only succeeded in getting herself all wet. Now with most of her clothes removed and the rest see-through, her teacher is having a hard time controlling his baser urges. Getting the bright idea to whip out his hand puppet Morisuki, since Aikawa won't listen to him, he starts showing her how people pollinate like her beloved plants. He not only uses the hand puppet to show her the ropes, but gets himself in on the action after not too long.
 
The second tale varies things up a bit with two girls who're collecting their class' urine samples to take to the school doctor. This was going perfectly well until Yo-chan mentioned that she hadn't actually given her sample. So, taking a bit of initiative, her buddy Taka-chan decides to help her out with her peeing trouble. Unfortunately for Taka-chan, she can't seem to get Yo-chan to make the right type of juices so the school doctor finally gets into the mix to help the both of them out. It's all fun and games from there, especially when Taka-chan reveals that she didn't give a urine sample either! Oh those crafty girls!
 
With each episode dedicated almost entirely to sex, you'd hope the sex scenes would live up to the hype. But while the animation and technicals are fairly good, the sex scenes are just so drawn out and repetitious that it all gets terribly dull. I mean, after watching the same damn thing for minutes on end you just want them to do something else to end the monotony of it all. In terms of the actual naughty bits, both episodes don't really stray from your garden variety sex scenes, with these young ladies getting all around teased, giving blowjobs and eventually going all the way. The second episode is decidedly more interesting given that half of the episode is focused on the two girls having fun with one another before the doctor steps in. A little yuri content is always appreciated, especially when it's two adorable girls. The whole urine collection deal is just strange however, giving us near continual talk of pee that I really could have done without.
 
Choisuji had the deck stacked against it from the start, at least for me, and it was never able to overcome its sizable hurdles. In the end the girls are just too young, the sex scenes are overly stretched out and the story is nearly nonexistent. I imagine opinions will vary widely on Choisuji, so if it sounds appealing to you I would check it out, otherwise just steer clear.
 
Miscellaneous:
One of the few dialogue gems:
 
Yo-chan: "I'm ashamed that you're looking at my pussy."
Taka-chan: "I'm ashamed to be looking at your pussy."

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Review Title:
Choisuji
Type:
OVA
Episodes:
2
Duration:
50 Minutes
Aired:
2007
Suitable For:
Adults Only
General Rating:
2 out of 5 stars
Hentai Rating:
2.5 out of 5 stars
Genres:
Lolita, Menage a Trois, Watersports,
X-Ray, Yuri
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